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How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?
Easy - tie a knot in your neck !
Why shouldn't you try to swim on a full stomach ?
Because it's easier to swim on a full swimming pool !
What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?
Baaa-nacles !
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
What is the coldest part of the North Pole ?
An explorer's noes !
What do computer operators eat for lunch ?
Chips !
Why is that man standing in the sink ?
He's a tap dancer !
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