Taz's What Do You Get.. Jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a space ship ?
Apollo neck woolly jumpers !

What do you get if you cross a pig with a naked person ?
Streaky bacon !

What do you get if you cross a box of matches and a giant ?
The big match !

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper ?
A high jumper!

What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park ?
Double yellow lions !

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ?
A brush with the law !

What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?
Central bleating !
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