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What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede ?
A walkie talkie !
Why does a stork stand on one leg ?
Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one !
What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a door bell ?
A humdinger !
What did the bookworm say to the librarian ?
Can I burrow this book please !
If twenty dogs run after one dog, what time is it ?
Twenty after one !
Why are skunks always arguing ?
Because they like to raise a stink !
How do you milk a mouse ?
You can't, the bucket won't fit underneath !
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